BEAN BURRITO SO DERRICIOUS

If any of you bustas don't get what the title is you need to go watch the premiere of South Park. I'm gonna list a few things, and if you check one of them off you gotta go watch it:

Human Centipede

LOTR

Asian People

Nerds

Fat People

Cartman

If you didn't check any of those off, tough luck! Here's a list of links to watch it.

If that doesn't tickle your fancy, then I present to all of you haters who haven't heard: Epic Meal Time Nothing I can write or poop out of my brain will ever be good enough to describe the glory that is EMT. NEXT LEVEL BLOG/YOUTUBE SYMBIOTIC RELATIONSHIP.

For those of you that scoff at my lower pleasure enjoyment (shout out to J.S. Mill young) I still have a little music to fuck your ear with. You'll be lucky if I put some lipstick on you before I fuck it too. My last post mentioned a certain fellow by the name of Lucky Date. If you haven't heard of him, do yourself a favor and tickle your ears here.

Honestly, I hope he blows up so he can offer the world all his zesty tunes. If this is all to much for you, then I'll just empty my last chamber and blow my penultimate audio laden load all over this blog. It's my song of RightFuckingNowRunThatBack: Avicii's Remix of Armin Van Buren Drowning. If Jesus was from the future, hung out with aliens, DJ'ed on the side, and bartended with Moses, this would be the song they played. I have nothing else to say.

CLICK ON ME THEN WILE THE FUCK OUT.

Karmin Kovers

The Karmin i'm talking about is a duo from Boston, composed of Amy and Nick. You've probably heard of them by now or seen their videos up on a friends wall or through a tweet. They are mastering covers of Chris Brown and Weezy in the most interesting way ever. Changing the words to suit a female cover and adding in their own interpretations. Nick is in charge of the keys and some supportive vocals but does a good job transferring everything to the simplicity of a piano. Check out their two covers below as well as their youtube/twitter channel. Also, if you haven't seen the LOok At Me Now video you gotta check it out, it's pretty legit.

ps. there's a Katy Perry cover also! $$$
pss. Ke$ha cover is sooo silly and way better than the original, sorry boogs haha.

Miss. Laza

Caught wind of this brand spankin new Neon Hitch song from fellow friend and producer Benny Blanco. Co produced with Switch of Major Lazer, this song is high voltage!!! Watch yourself, with samples from what sounds like Sandstorm and more than enough effects to start your car you need to bump this loud! I'm sure Major Lazer would have a boner if he heard this lost track from the Guns Don't Kill People, Lazers Do album.

The Fire:

Neon Hitch - Silly Girl by NeonHitch

Photoshop Magic

Rylan Perry

Came across Rylan Perry's online portfolio and loved it instantly. It makes me want to be out west in the dry heat, chillen poolside, and slightly sunburnt. Rylan what do you tell these girls that leads to these photographs? As far as his name goes, I'm definitely picking the most traditional name and throwing an L in. ie: sLam, lastname: Johnson. Middle name: my = Slam my Johnson

http://www.rylanperry.com/

And to commemorate the arrival of this bomb ass weather in the NOVA area here's a windows/top/down/titties out track from Mikey Posey (his twitter pic is too much haha)

Please Don't Go Alone (Mike Posner vs. Calvin Harris) by The MashMaticians

Super Glue

Showing your friends good new music does not always end up going the way you expect it to do. But when the vibes are right you can rock out like your by yourself. Last night I was introduced to a Dean's List Remix of Script's Heartbreak renamed "Valley Girl" by my buddy Mike. He's actually an author on our blog but can't seem to find the time to post anything, too busy beating off usually. haha. As usual Dean's List gives us sweet but short lyrics and the rework to Script's song is perfect! We've featured Dean's List on our site before and there was a really good response to them. Check out the remix below and like always, spread the love!

The Dean's List- Valley Girl by flowsandwich

I'M BACK LIKE 1986 CRACK

It's been a while, I've undergone various changes sexually, and emerged with the cock of a heavy metal unicorn. What gets my rainbow dick hard might you ask? Electro. And not that watered down peasant shit, I'm talking EAR BLEEDING RIOT INDUCING banGers.

Maybe with a side course of trance remixes for next level flavor dispersion, and perhaps some catchy euro house for guilty pleasure's sake.

Electro is back though, new tracks from electro heavyweights like Sebastian, Justice, Designer Drugs, Crookers, Laidback Luke, Bloody Beetroots, Swedish House Mafia, Congorock, MSTRKRFT, Dada Life are making leprechauns work over time at the end of my rainbow ejaculate, CAUSE THAT SHIT IS UNREAL. If you don't know any of those artists on the list go kill yourself in a wood chipper on slow. Seriously people, rap is a joke besides a few artists, any pop song is made by our friend from high school, jazz doesn't exist, country music is for uneducated/ignorant/boring sub-humans. It's like an easy multiple choice test....process of elimination have to to chose electro!

Artists who are creeping up my leg into my fruitful loins who deserve at least a look: Canblaster, Hardwell (Tiesto related, I know, give him a chance) Lucky Date, Religion, and Villians get my rainbow child maker wiggling in ways I didn't know.

If you're mentally incapable of reading all this fucking truth, then go listen to Designer Drugs latest mix, an hour full of moisture inducing beats. If THATS EVEN TO MUCH for your embarrassingly peasant/pilgrim/fetal mind, then just go listen to DESIGNERS DRUGS REMIX OF TONIGHT ONLY'S WE RUN THE NIGHT.

Actually, its not ok....here's a link to the full mix, although the remix is conveniently the first track for you lazy pieces of mung.

Sorry for not being polite, but honestly, people are stupid, and need to be awakened. What better way to gently wake someone from their ignorant slumber via metal cock, possessed by a mythical creature.

No Prisoners, No Fun, -Pete out-

Back to Basics

The crew over at Hot Biscuits just shared an awesome remix of Sebastian Tellier's "Look" done by Machinery of the Night! They only have 71 likes on FB?!! GO and like them and let your friends know!! They did a great job with these two tracks below both are hits in my book. They're about to drop an album I'd say these two tracks are a sign of great things to come from MotN. I love the range of synths used on Thursday and their ability to flow with the track, this definitely keeps me engaged. So many bands keep the same loops going for way too long before you hear the slightest change in the beat. So anyways check them out.

Machinery of the Night - Thursday by dirtylittlesecret

Sebastien Tellier - Look (Dirty Little Secret Remix) by dirtylittlesecret

Kelly Rowlandia

Kelly Rowland has come a real long way after being with Destiny's Child and I've got to give her credit for going strong in her solo career. I think she had a hard time getting a grasp of what she wanted to achieve at first and with the help of new management and label she seems to be shining more and more with each release. Currently set on releasing her third solo album she continues to pump out singles in the meantime. Diplo's remix of Motivation is wobbly, and stays true to the original song keeping it slow and.... motivating haha.

Kelly Rowland featuring Lil Wayne - Motivation (Diplo Remix) by Hypetrak

Ps. Kelly if you ever need help applying lotion to your legs just let me know.

Mr. Roboto.

I don't know why I'm just now hearing Just Can't Get Enough by the BEP but the song is so damn solid! I don't know about the "switch up" segment but the hook + Fergies voice have got me straight up grinin. Taboo's part is probably my favorite, after Fergies seduction of course.

Dagger me timbers

Rusko, mega dubstep producer and dj recently dropped this album of 5 total songs. I gotta say that I usually get tired of dub pretty quickly, but every track on this list is essential. So grimy bruv!

Track list:

1. Everyday
2. Lick The Lizard ( Rusko & Reso)
3. Everyday (Netsky Remix)
4. Everyday (DJ Q Remix)
5. Everyday (Original Sin Remix)

Rusko - Everyday (BOYFRIEND edit) by BOYFRIEND

Everyday (Netsky Remix) by Rusko